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diancie:

religiousdad:

imagine paying $750 for a url then getting deleted lmao

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heteroh:

when your parents threaten to take your allowance away

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KID :  mommy, i cant sleep, there's a monster under my bed
MOM :  that's silly, theres no such thing as mo- OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, he only eats kids, goodnight!

snapchatting:

what’s the difference between a lawyer and a mango? lots of things! i love to make jokes

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1. Please let me in. I’ve broken all my fingers trying to claw my way into your head and I can’t touch anything without screaming. I guess I just want to make sure you’re okay. Maybe if I know what keeps you up at night I can help you sleep a little better.

2. Sleep next to me.

3. I swear to god you look at me and you see everything inside of me. I know you see the time I cut myself on an old razor I found under the sink and I couldn’t stop bleeding. I know you see all the times I cried so hard I threw up. I know you see the way my heart doesn’t really fit right in my chest and is always cracking a little. I know you see all the black and blue marks on my chest and I know you can see all the nights I woke up at 4 a.m. sweating and screaming. I hope you can see some of the good stuff too. Like how much I love you. I love you.

4. I want you here.

5. Don’t leave.

6. When you feel like you’re leaking and your breathing gets sharp and you feel your bones crumbling and you need to run away take me with you.

7. Be here.

8. Be here now.

9. and 74 years from now.

10. Take care of yourself because I’m not so sure I can live without you.

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-my wish list  (via extrasad)